Jesus....are you kidding me? I don't know what's more heinous - mentioning college/pro golfers dozens of times or using a small bowling ball as a "wiffleball". I mean, look at that thing! "True athletes"...please. I think just about anyone can hit a ball that gigantic.
Your title makes me LOL.
ReplyDeleteI hated going there because I typically don't use text-related acronyms but I felt it was called for in this instance.
ReplyDeleteText-related acronyms are almost a must in this circumstance. Anything else would probably be giving these guys waaaay too much credit...
ReplyDeleteThey pitch underhand! Rich white kid golfers are not wiffle athletes.
ReplyDeleteCollision - well said.
ReplyDeleteSE (Wiffle) MI - I didn't have any legitimate words to describe this mash up of horrible "skill." Text-speak will have to do.