NWLA Columnist Josh Williamson has posted a new article about the latest scandal involving
Michael Hermann of Wicked Cow Entertainment (Wiffle Inc.'s henchmen). The article,
One Armed Meyers, tells us that on a way to a pub Meyers was cornered 3 shady gentlemen who used chloroform to abduct him. Not long after he woke up in Kalamazoo General minus one arm. Why did this happen? Meyers has a
tattoo of a Wiffle Ball on his left arm. When Michael Hermann found out about this he demanded that Meyers sign an agreement for the trademark usage but Meyers refused. Meyers is still confident that he'll be able to pitch well this season because it's not his throwing arm. Hitting, however, could prove difficult as well as hugging family members...you know how everyone hates one-armed hugs.
Poll update -- Palisades WBL and Kalamazoo Wiffleball League are running a close race. Who's going to win?
Better for them to have me by the arm, then by the balls!
ReplyDeleteThis is the best of the Wicked Cow/Wiffle Inc. articles yet; the satire is pouring!
ReplyDeleteI do hope they put your arm up in an auction, instead of just using the skin to make a new coin purse for one of their higher-ups. A non-pitching arm could still catch a nice price and look good behind glass.
@ Brian, good point.
ReplyDeleteIf Brian's arm is for sale online you know what will happen? Jacques Rimmier will buy it...only God knows what he'll be doing with it by himself -- but I think I have a clue what it'd be.
Jacques is dead.
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