March 23, 2011

The best review ever on the Wiffle Ball bat? How about the only review...

Of the dozens of reasons I find this recent upload hilarious I only feel like discussing two of them:

1) The description of this video of Youtube is: "Very awsome and deep review of the all american wiffle ball bat (:" Really? I didn't know 'awesome' was that hard to spell but it's probably not on his vocabulary list to learn by this Friday just yet so I'll cut him some slack. Saying that the first 'a' in American needs to be capitalized is just asking too much at that age. Today's education system is too busy cramming geometry down kids throats these days to discuss proper nouns. These poor bastards may know how to make pie charts when they grow up but they won't be able to communicate with anyone worth a damn. The lack of clarity in his mumbling only annoys me more but his awkward head movement makes up for it...and who can forget those weird eyes becoming wide all of a sudden over and over again. It's like watching a human version of that creepy lemur on Youtube.

2) How exactly can a 2 minute video be a "aw[e]some and deep review"? He says "This is the most awesomest review you've ever heard...in your whole life." I guess up to this point I'd have to say it's the best Wiffle Ball bat review I've ever heard but I've never heard of or seen any other reviews on the official yellow bat. So congratulations kid, I guess you do have the best review on the Wiffle Ball bat...for now.

5 comments:

  1. LOL @ "mumbling" as one of the Blog labels! hahaha

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  2. Just in case someone every wants to find it in the future. The blog labels have been very helpful. This blog already has 36 posts, which means it'll have around 100 or so by the end of 2011. In order to find anything labels are a must.

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  3. Wiffle Bat Reviews:
    http://www.amazon.com/Wiffle-Bat/product-reviews/B0000BYRPR/ref=sr_1_3_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&qid=1300908829&sr=1-3-catcorr

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  4. 9 Reviews? Come on! One of them is less than a dozen words long, haha.

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  5. They are in fact "Wiffle Bat" reviews. My personal favorite was the guy that gave it 3 stars can't he can't read.

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