Definitions with Wiffler's Digest

Teacher: Okay class take your seats! Now, get our your dictionaries. It's time to learn the word of the day. Class: "Yay!!!!".
Teacher: Settle down class. Today's word is pansy.
Student: "What letter does that begin with?"
Teacher: The letter 'P'. P as in Pansy. Let's read together, okay?
Class: A pansy is 'a violet cultivated in many varieties, having richly and variously colored flowers.'
Teacher: Very good class but that's not quite the context I was going for. Read the secondary definition.
Class: 'a weak, effeminate, and often cowardly man.'
Teacher: Excellent! [end]

What is with these people using wiffle ball equipment to inflict "pain"? It's plastic. It can only do so much. These kids think they are going to get a girlfriend by posting a video of themselves hitting each other with a plastic ball on the internet? Sorry but in the event that they actually like girls yet, it's highly unlikely that this video will result in any romantic endeavors. If anything it saves a girl a lot of time from trying to figure out if you're a moron. This video clearly indicates that you are indeed a moron and therefore does not have to go out on a ice-cream date with you and your parents to figure that out about you. But why do this? Everybody knows that the ball does not cause much, if any, pain to a person. It's the bat that can leave a nice bruise or cause a broken bone if put into capable hands. But throwing a ball at a speed of perhaps 23 mph? Give me a break. When I was a kid we threw knives at each other and didn't bother to put it on the webernet or whatever crazy doo-dad these kids are using these days.